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Imagination is far beyond hallucination in our nation mention but a few corruption and no correction. Meditation is a  medication and manipulation of creative thinking but we are not ringing and pinging to the call and chat of nature. There are punctures with no posture in our intentions that is in detention and no retention of information. We have ability with no suitability and less eligibility. Creativity without clarity and continuity. Youth got no edge though we have head and legs but have no pledge. The future is crying as the hope has faded away before its arrival. The country is too feeble, our leaders has fumbled and tumbled because they stumbled  and they are crumpled. Our country need help, we need rep

Matric No: 14/66mc188 Serial No: F176 1. True 2. False 3. True 4. True 5. False 6. True  7. False  8. B 9. B 10. A 11. A  12. B 13. Difference between absorption costing net income and variable costing net income = Change in inventory in units × Unit fixed manufacturing overhead = (27,000 − 22,000) × 3 = 5,000 × 3 = #15,000 Net income under absorption costing = #40,000 + #15,000 = #55,000 14. Direct material + Direct labor + Variable manufacturing overhead = Variable unit product cost = #9 – #1 = #8 Unit fixed manufacturing overhead = #11 – #8 = #3 Difference in net income between methods ÷ Unit fixed manufacturing overhead = (#3,600) ÷ #3 per unit = (1,200) units Units produced = Units sold + Change in inventory = 10,000 + (1,200) = 8,800 15. Unit fixed manufacturing overhead = Difference in net income ÷ Change in inventory = (#44,000 – #38,000) ÷ (40,000 – 37,000) = #6,000 ÷ 3,000 = #2 Variable costing net operating income = Absorption costing net income − Difference in...

I must confess, I laughed when I saw that Maria Shriver has come out with a book called, “Ten Things I Wish I Had Known Before Going Into The Real World.” The real world? Come on, she grew up a Kennedy and married the biggest action movie star of all time! That aside, it got me to thinking: What are ten things I wish I would have known before going out into the real world? So, here they are… Life isn’t fair. You know, your mother always told you this but as kids we never believe it. We think that somehow mom was two tacos short of a combo plate and that eventually we will go into the real world and show her how those who work hard and do right always do come out on top. Then after about five years we become disenchanted and start to smell the coffee. Life isn’t fair! Why didn’t anybody tell me that? I guess they did, didn’t they? Unfortunately, sometimes the bad guys wins. Sometimes people die early. We shouldn’t take this lightly, but we must be realists. While we accept what comes o...

Nelson Mandela, the revered South African anti-apartheid icon who spent 27 years in prison, led his country to democracy and became its first black president, died Thursday at home. He was 95. In his jailhouse memoirs, Mandela wrote that even after spending so many years in a Spartan cell on Robben Island – with one visitor a year and one letter every six months – he still had faith in human nature. “No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion,” he wrote in “Long Walk to Freedom.” “People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.” Condolences to his family, friends, and countrymen. The world has lost a great human being. RIP Mr.Mandela, sleep well, you earned it. - Pothiq Nelson Mandela, the revered South African anti-apartheid icon who spent 27 years in prison, led his country to democracy and became its f...

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ASUU: FG rejects intervention by Shagari, Obasanjo, others October 29, 2013 by Kamarudeen Ogundele 19 Comments Shagari and Obasanjo The Federal Government has rejected the suggestion to involve past Presidents/Heads of States, governors and traditional rulers in its current face-off with the Academic Staff Union of Universities. National President of Nigerian Union of Teachers, Michael Olukoya, had after a palliative meeting with the Minister of Education, Nyeson Wike; and the Minister of Labour and Productivity, Emeka Wogu, in Abuja offered the suggestion. The suggestion came to the heels of recent treats by the NUT to embark on sympathy strike with ASUU, if government failed to resolve the crisis. Although Wike told journalists that the advice would be looked into but investigations by our correspondent revealed that the government’s team had not considered heeding the advice almost four weeks after it was given. Our correspondent also learnt on Monday th...

  Mastercard           Friday, October 18, 2013 Say what, BBC? Lol. BBC World News insults Nigeria on twitter Sorry about the Lol, it's not funny I know but I just couldn't resist. The 'unfinished capital' cracked me up. So BBC says Abuja was built on stolen land, stolen from who? Continue to read the pic's accompanying article Written by By Alex Preston for BBC News When one of Nigeria's long line of military rulers, General Olusegun Obasanjo, seized the land on which Abuja was to be built in the late 1970s, he could hardly have imagined that the city would remain unfinished 35 years on. Abuja has a makeshift, haphazard feel to it: A place of bureaucrats and building sites, its streets eerily empty after the bu...

APC condemns Jonathan’s wife’s honorary degree October 17, 2013 by John Aleche Mrs. Patience Jonathan | credits: news.naij.com The All Progressives Congress has said the decision of the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience, to receive a honorary doctorate degree from a South Korean university while Nigerian universities have been shut for months was the height of insensitivity. This was contained in a statement signed by its Interim National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, on Wednesday. The party said if Patience and her advisers had been perceptive enough, they would have known that embarking on such “a jamboree at this time is an assault on the sensibilities of Nigerians in general, and the students who have been marooned at home for almost four months in particular.” The statement read, “In their eagerness to gobble up one spurious award after another, they forgot that if the Hansei University in South Korea had been shut by a strike because t...

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  UN, US, others ask Jonathan to arrest terrorists October 2, 2013   President Barack Obama | credits: File copy THE United Nations, Unite States of America and others in their message to Nigeria as the nation marks its 53rd Independence anniversary have asked President Goodluck Jonathan to arrest violent elements in the country, especially members of the violent Islamic sect, Boko Haram, Empowered Newswire reports. The US asked the Nigerian government “to find and bring those responsible for this deplorable violence to justice.” The UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, also in a statement from the UN Secretariat late on Monday, called for the “the perpetrators to be swiftly brought to justice.” The Christian Association of Nigerian-Americans similarly wondered how easy it had become for the terrorists to do damage and “simply vanish into thin air even at a time of emergency rule.” In a statement from the United States Government, released on Monday n...

The 53 Gold-Plated iPhones For Nigeria’s Independence Arrive! [PHOTO] Although it was denied by the Federal Government, gold-plated iPhones bearing the country coat of arms have arrived the country in time for it’s 53rd anniversary. The iPhones valued at N662m from Gold and Co, a British luxury products company to mark her 53rd independence anniversary. It is however not clear who and who will be getting the phone. The spokesperson for FG, Dr.Reuben Abati has stated that there is no one in the administration that ordered for such commodity. The phones have generated much heated argument from all quarters, with people of the view that an ordinary individual cannot boldly order such number of customised phones with Nigeria’s crested coat of arm.

President Goodluck Jonathan President Goodluck Jonathan on Sunday had an emergency meeting with service chiefs over the killing of 50 students of the College of Agriculture in Yobe State. Jonathan disclosed this while fielding questions during the Presidential Media Chat broadcast live on television stations. He had earlier at the 53rd Independence Anniversary Interdenominational Church Service at the National Christian Centre, Abuja, admitted that activities of the sect were depressing him and his administration. He said after meeting with the service chiefs, he directed them to meet and come up with ideas on how to step up the efforts aimed at curbing the attacks and killings by the insurgents which he described as “ embarrassing.” The President said, “Like I said earlier today (Sunday), sometimes one needs a lot of courage to move on. My seat as the President can be very hot and can also be very cold. “I held a meeting with service chiefs on the k...

The hungry policeman | For the third time in the past two months, another policeman has been caught on video demanding a bribe of N10,000 from a motorist. The footage, secretly filmed by a passenger at the back seat of a vehicle in Onitsha, Anambra State, has so far received thousands of hits on YouTube. The three-minute 18-second video which first appeared on the YouTube channel of one Tola Tim, has since become an Internet sensation. In the video, a policeman apprehended the driver of a vehicle that was coming from Akure, Ondo State to Umuahia, Abia State. The policeman sat in the front seat with the driver, and after checking the vehicle particulars, declared that he had discovered some discrepancies between the documents and the chassis number. In the video, the policeman explained that the number ‘0’ was the last number on the chassis number inscribed on the vehicle, while number ‘3’was the last number on the documents presented to him for perusal. The driver was ...

          Governor Fashola and His ''Apology'' - by Femi Fani Kayode T he deportation of Igbos to Anambra state by the Lagos State Government a few months back was what sparked off all the Igbo/Yoruba bashing that happened online recently, most popular was the piece written by controversial former minister Femi Fani Kayode, which led to him being 'sued' by one prominent Igbo lady..:-). So anyway, yesterday governor Fashola apologized to the igbos for the incident...and FFK doesn't think he should have apologize. Read what he wrote below... T here can be little doubt that the relocation of the 19 igbo destitute from Lagos state a few months ago was a lawful exercise and that it was done in the interest of Lagos state. Consequently I do not believe that Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola ought to have tende...