joke

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Girl: Honey??
Boy: Yes, sweety??
Girl: Honey, i like this shoe a lot but i
forgot my wallet at home, could you plz
give me N5,000 to buy it?...
Boy: There is no Atm close here but take
this N100, go home and bring your wallet.
Question:
Is the guy=
1)Economical.
2)Sharp minded.
3)Wicked.
4)Reasonable.
5)Stingy.
6)Genious
7)Selfish
8)Stupid
9)Foolish
10.Wise ??

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