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The 53 Gold-Plated iPhones For Nigeria’s Independence Arrive! [PHOTO]

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The 53 Gold-Plated iPhones For Nigeria’s Independence Arrive! [PHOTO] Although it was denied by the Federal Government, gold-plated iPhones bearing the country coat of arms have arrived the country in time for it’s 53rd anniversary. The iPhones valued at N662m from Gold and Co, a British luxury products company to mark her 53rd independence anniversary. It is however not clear who and who will be getting the phone. The spokesperson for FG, Dr.Reuben Abati has stated that there is no one in the administration that ordered for such commodity. The phones have generated much heated argument from all quarters, with people of the view that an ordinary individual cannot boldly order such number of customised phones with Nigeria’s crested coat of arm.

The president is fed up

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President Goodluck Jonathan President Goodluck Jonathan on Sunday had an emergency meeting with service chiefs over the killing of 50 students of the College of Agriculture in Yobe State. Jonathan disclosed this while fielding questions during the Presidential Media Chat broadcast live on television stations. He had earlier at the 53rd Independence Anniversary Interdenominational Church Service at the National Christian Centre, Abuja, admitted that activities of the sect were depressing him and his administration. He said after meeting with the service chiefs, he directed them to meet and come up with ideas on how to step up the efforts aimed at curbing the attacks and killings by the insurgents which he described as “ embarrassing.” The President said, “Like I said earlier today (Sunday), sometimes one needs a lot of courage to move on. My seat as the President can be very hot and can also be very cold. “I held a meeting with service chiefs on the k...

The hungry policeman

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The hungry policeman | For the third time in the past two months, another policeman has been caught on video demanding a bribe of N10,000 from a motorist. The footage, secretly filmed by a passenger at the back seat of a vehicle in Onitsha, Anambra State, has so far received thousands of hits on YouTube. The three-minute 18-second video which first appeared on the YouTube channel of one Tola Tim, has since become an Internet sensation. In the video, a policeman apprehended the driver of a vehicle that was coming from Akure, Ondo State to Umuahia, Abia State. The policeman sat in the front seat with the driver, and after checking the vehicle particulars, declared that he had discovered some discrepancies between the documents and the chassis number. In the video, the policeman explained that the number ‘0’ was the last number on the chassis number inscribed on the vehicle, while number ‘3’was the last number on the documents presented to him for perusal. The driver was ...

Governor Fashola and His ''Apology'' - by Femi Fani Kayode

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          Governor Fashola and His ''Apology'' - by Femi Fani Kayode T he deportation of Igbos to Anambra state by the Lagos State Government a few months back was what sparked off all the Igbo/Yoruba bashing that happened online recently, most popular was the piece written by controversial former minister Femi Fani Kayode, which led to him being 'sued' by one prominent Igbo lady..:-). So anyway, yesterday governor Fashola apologized to the igbos for the incident...and FFK doesn't think he should have apologize. Read what he wrote below... T here can be little doubt that the relocation of the 19 igbo destitute from Lagos state a few months ago was a lawful exercise and that it was done in the interest of Lagos state. Consequently I do not believe that Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola ought to have tende...

Boko Haram attacks College of Agriculture in Yobe, over 30 students killed

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Boko Haram attacks College of Agriculture in Yobe, over 30 students killed Boko Haram gunmen this morning Sunday September 29th stormed the student dormitory of the College of Agriculture in Gujba, Yobe State, shooting students as they slept, killing at least 30 of them. The death toll could be way higher as several dead bodies were recovered from hostels, classrooms, bushes and corners around the school. Area Military spokesman Lazarus Eli confirmed the incident and said that security forces have been deployed to the school to protect surviving students until they can all leave the campus. Eli said the attack was carried out by “Boko Haram terrorists who went into the school and opened fire on students while they were sleeping"
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Oprah Winfrey says she'll leave this earth as a 'never married' woman Billionaire talk show legend and actress Oprah Winfrey 59, has been dating Stedman Graham, 62, since 1986. That's 27 years - longer than a lot of marriages. Oprah said in an interview recently that although she considered marriage after she attended Tina Turner's wedding in Switzerland in July, she's pretty sure she will leave the world as a woman who 'never got married' When asked if she would leave earth as a “never-married” woman, Oprah made her feelings very clear. “Yes,” she told Access Hollywood. “Yeah, I think that’s my final answer.” “I think that it’s interesting that you would ask it because I thought about it again at Tina Turner’s wedding. Because Tina was like, ‘Oprah, you need to do this. You need to do it.’ I was just thinking, ‘Well, OK, would things really be different?’ And no, I don’t think so. If you ever interviewed him (Stedman), he wo...

joke

Girl: Honey?? Boy: Yes, sweety?? Girl: Honey, i like this shoe a lot but i forgot my wallet at home, could you plz give me N5,000 to buy it? ... Boy: There is no Atm close here but take this N100, go home and bring your wallet. Question: Is the guy= 1)Economical. 2)Sharp minded. 3)Wicked. 4)Reasonable. 5)Stingy. 6)Genious 7)Selfish 8)Stupid 9)Foolish 10.Wise ??

DEAR MAMA

When I was young me and my mama had beef Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool with the big boys, breakin all the rules I shed tears with my baby sister Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell Huggin on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day And runnin from the police, that's right Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside And even as a crack fiend, mama You always was a black queen, mama I finally understand for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man You always was committed A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it There's no way I can pay you b...

DEAR MAMA

When I was young me and my mama had beef Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool with the big boys, breakin all the rules I shed tears with my baby sister Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell Huggin on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day And runnin from the police, that's right Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside And even as a crack fiend, mama You always was a black queen, mama I finally understand for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man You always was committed A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it There's no way I can pay you b...

The bull

Xstrology - Dating and Romance Astrology Taurus: You have a strong desire to make a fresh start with concern to your intimate affairs. This time you want to go back to basics and not hurry love along. You want to change your approach so that it is a bit more love is slow and measured. Thanks to your will and courage intensified by the energy of the day, this will be a successful endeavor. If you are unattached, this translates to you having a damn good chance to win the heart of that special person. You will use what you know, a mixture of seductively sensuous techniques, coupled with the intense energy surrounding you. You just need to act quickly as your window of opportunity could be coming to a close. Keep moving forward today, don’t stop!

Zodiac sign

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Xstrology - Dating and Romance Astrology Libra: You thrive when the energy of the day is overly romantic. Today is just that kind of day and you are in for a treat! You like the elaborate romances of yesteryear when chivalry was alive and kicking, and courting was done with impeccable taste. Though these are modern times, you want someone who can still appreciate those efforts without thinking it is passé. Don't give up hope; someone who fits the bill is coming your way. If you are attached, your dreams, wishes, and fantasies about love are strong now. Communicate those desires with your sweetheart and enjoy hours of emotional and sexual fulfillment. Who knows, some of your ideas may be incorporated into your playtime more often. Like · · Share · 22 1 5 22 people like this. 5 shares 3 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1 Write a comment...

Relationship Issues

                It all about being contented with what ones have in life. its not after you have tasted a meal before judging it. am sure you saw it before eating it. same things applies to male and female in the relationship either ordinary or serious. The first rule is to tolerate each other. when there is tolerance there likely for the relationship to lastlong. Exclude the third party and concentrate on each other.               Learn to trust and also respect either feelings. be honest and straightforward. endure and believe. never love her beauty or love his money. because whenever any of this is tampered the feelings is dead. beauty will surely fades and money will finish, age will counts and  getting old is compulsory. so therefore you cant be as pretty as you are when you are young.in relationship one plus one is suppose equals to one not t...

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

A human being is part of a whole, called by us the "Universe," a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.

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